17 2 / 2012

jizzman asked: have you been receiving my submissions?

um i recieved 2 paint drawings that say u r a faggot

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17 2 / 2012

somethinksomething:

Oh God, how could

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17 2 / 2012

Being Unattractive,

Is playing the dating game, on hard mode.

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via alittledoseoflaughter)

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17 2 / 2012

Those aren’t from me
that’s cute but send fanmail next time

17 2 / 2012

 jizzman said: you need to stop.

Jasmine I have like 6 messages from you in my inbox and I’m leaving them there so that I can have the little sign that says I have messages and I feel like there are people in this world that want to talk to me.

Even though all of them say u r a faggot

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17 2 / 2012

commanderinqueef:

“boom, toasted” i said as my toast popped out of the toaster

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17 2 / 2012

I want to keep creating new blogs until one of them becomes popular. 

Like how poor people keep having kids hoping that one of them will grow up to be rich.

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17 2 / 2012

"come quick there’s an animated cat doing something funny on my iphone!"

My Dad every 8 seconds

17 2 / 2012

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17 2 / 2012

oh i see how it is

bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”

but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via christianmingle)

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17 2 / 2012

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17 2 / 2012

FAVORITE SCRUBS MOMENTS: ONE PER EPISODE
5.03 “My Day at the Races”

Carla: OK, what if we have a son and he wants to take dance class, even though all his friends are playing football.

(via intensifyed)

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